kingthugdere:

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

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wrong

mfw I get a triple kill as Sona

Rawberry wig base and bat wing shit finished!! #wip

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

"His mind is everywhere."

grimdarkthroes:

realslimcaity:

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

my throat hurts SO MUCH I keep coughing up blood red phlegm I can’t sleep because of this wwww

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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